Hey there! 👋 
I'm Mike.

And this is my website. I worked really hard on it just for you (yes, YOU), so I hope you like it. Let's get to know each other... I'll start.

I'm a software engineer from St. Louis, MO, where I live with my wife and our four children. I enjoy reading, LSU football, Oxford commas, and keyboard shortcuts.

Some things I like

  • Hammocks
  • The month of October
  • Chicken & sausage gumbo
  • Hugs
  • Playing piano
  • Pineapple on pizza

Some things I don't

  • Glitter
  • Hair spray
  • Bug bites
  • Washing dishes
  • Whales
  • Cottage cheese

What others are saying...

Well, they might have said it. I can't say for certain that they did, but I also can't say for certain that they didn't... That has to count for something, right?

An absolute freak athlete. Mike is on another level.

LeBron James
18x NBA All Star, 4x NBA MVP

Mike writes the most elegant code I have ever seen. If you're looking for the pinnacle of development talent, look no further.

Brendan Eich
Co-founder of Mozilla, created JavaScript

Unbelievably handsome. I mean, have you seen this guy? Just... wow.

Paul Rudd
People's 2021 Sexiest Man Alive

Nice guy. Moderately funny.

Becky McBride
My wife

I like meeting new people. If you do too, you can hit me up on Mastodon and return the favor. If you're still not sure, you can keep browsing this site and make up your mind. Maybe check out some stuff I've built or read some words I've written.

Thanks for stopping by!